I know, it isn’t quite Thursday yet, but I get so behind that if I don’t start early, I might not get to it again this week!

Tomorrow’s the big day, and if you know what I’m talking about, then you know just what I mean! And if I had any friends, they’d all be expecting me to camp out, wait in line, whatever because… I have to have an iPhone, don’t I? Well no, actually.

So let’s see if I can come up with thirteen reasons why I *won’t* be getting an iPhone tomorrow — or Friday, whatever.

1. it’s way too popular and I don’t like being one of the crowd

2. anything new and shiny like that, I’m afraid I’d wreck it

3. I don’t like the idea of having to use iTunes to sync it up

4. yeah, and I’m a Mac guy but that doesn’t mean I want to be locked in!

5. there’s no expansion like an SD card, can you believe that?

6. my current phone is unlocked and no iPhone will ever be

7. it may be pretty, but so is my next phone the HTC Touch Pro

8. I’m willing to wait for that one because it’s not available here yet

9. I already have a bunch of chargers for my 8125, quite an investment!

10. and my 8125 is running Windows Mobile 6.0 I flashed myself, thank you very much!

11. does iPhone support Personal Area Network? nope

12. there is so much more software for Windows Mobile than for iPhone

13. and just because I love Apple and hate Microsoft, their phones are, well, different!