I’m thankful that there was no line at the post office to drop my Form 4868 in the mail. Later, there will be. I remember one year it was a party at the main post office in town. Coffee, donuts — it almost made being a taxpayer fun. Almost.

You know what makes being a taxpayer fun? Nothing. Yeah, I know that.

No, being in control of your taxes is fun. Ever heard of the Fair Tax? It’s a tax you get to be the boss of. It’s the one thing I love Mike Huckabee for.

OK, I’ll step down from the soapbox now and just say that today totally sucks. Totally totally sucks. Grrr.