I keep meaning to take a picture of the signs under those golden arches.

“Two sausage muffins for $3″ -or- “Two filet o fish for $3″

Yes, you do get to pick your poison!

You’ve heard of predatory lending… well this is predatory vending!

And it’s one of the reasons I’ve had to give up not just the fast food, but as a rule, and one I’ve been good at following, I don’t eat meat before noon anymore! Those sausage muffins and burritos and biscuits — they’re just way to yummy!

So why is it these companies are trying to kill us? That’s what I want to know!!