I’ve been avoiding Lori, I know I have. Because I know what she wants.

She just wants to pump ::clap:: me up. Yes, no more eight miles a day for me, which is what I’ve been doing. Yup, four miles at home in the morning, and then another four miles at work.

But no more. She tells me I look thin and… what did she say? “Stoopy,” maybe? I don’t know. She mimicked me sitting at my computer all day. And too much cardio, she said. Go figure.

So yes, tomorrow we’re going to set up a program for her to make me look… how did she put it? Like I work out. LOL!

This morning when I got to work, two people said something. “Gee, you’re going to need a new wardrobe!” — Don’t remind me, cha-ching!

And “what have you been doing?” was the other one. Running, mostly. LOL, not anymore!