Wifey gave me the greatest gift for my birthday.

I’ve only visited The Onion a few times, and it was usually something stupid, if you want my honest opinion, and you know how I feel about people sending me e-mails with links to stuff like that? What, you don’t? LOL, where did I put that rant? :)

Anyway, they wrote a book and it is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

It’s like an atlas, the kind where they show page-by-page about the states and countries, and they’ve got something amusing, sarcastic, downright awful at times, to say about pretty much everything! But keep a box of kleenex handy, because you’ll laugh so hard your eyes will try and pop out!!

Now I have to warn you, it’s not for everybody. If you’re easily offended, or if you’re sensitive to certain language usages, shall we say, this book may not be for you. Click the link and you can use the “look inside” or whatever they call it to give it a little preview yourself.

But if you know someone with a sense of humor that isn’t afraid of a few f-words and scathing satire — it makes a really excellent gift, and as a recipient, I should know! :)