I’ve had quite the little blog vacation, haven’t I? Here are thirteen excuses for my absence from the blogosphere…

1. My dog ate my post.
2. I was locked in my closet all week.
3. I’ve been spending all my time at the gym.
4. I was pondering whether to run for Congress.
5. I was traveling and didn’t have Internet access.
6. I’ve been too weak from hunger to write anything.
7. I’ve been busy implementing new linky features.
8. Lori had me tied up to the universal machine.
9. I couldn’t remember my administrator password.
10. I ate a breakfast burrito and was too ashamed to post.
11. My computer crashed and lost all of my files.
12. I tripped over the spare leather in my belt.
13. I’ve been working on a super-secret new web app.

Only two of these are actually true. Can you guess which ones? Maybe I should have saved this post for tomorrow’s debut of Fibber McFriday — come on back and see what that’s about!! :)