Uisce looks at his little plant and says, “hey look, my little plant has sprouted! I’d better get some water.”

Uisce goes to the kitchen to get some water.

Uisce gets to the kitchen and says, “gee, I’m hungry. I think I’ll have me some oatmeal.”

Uisce gets some hot water, brings it back to his office, makes some oatmeal.

Uisce looks at his little plant and says, “hey, wait a minute.”

Uisce goes back to the kitchen to get some water.

Uisce gets some cold water, brings it back to his office, waters his little plant.

And now, of course, after pouring two cups of water — you guessed it, Uisce has to pee.