Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

The straw that broke the panda’s back

Mattel recalls 9 million toys

First we poison our pets. Now we poison our children. Where does it end?

If I were developing a plot for a blockbuster thriller of international intrigue, I’d stay away from the China conspires to kill every American man, woman, child and pet story just because it’s too wild and unbelievable.

But is it, really?

And dammit, I need an eggroll right now. I really do.