These are the dark thoughts I have of late…

The boss sends an e-mail around — there’s a sympathy card to sign because so-and-so had a death in the family.

These cards, I swear there is at least one a week. And they’re mostly people having babies. Don’t get me started on the whole anchor baby thing. Oh boy does that boil my britches.

Anyway, usually I write “congrats” or “best wishes” — it’s usually that kind of card.

So what if I accidentally did that on this card.

I had to be very careful because… what if I… oh no, I’m thinking about it too much. Don’t write “congrats.” Don’t write “congrats.”

OK, what did I write. “Very sorry for your loss.” Re-read it. OK. Re-read it again.

Now what kind of cake do you think they’ll get. What? No death cake? RIP OFF!!!