1. I can so sympathize with the one-armed paper hanger.
2. I still have NO idea what that means!
3. I’ve lost track of my WW and TT numbers.
4. I have a serious addiction to crossword puzzles.
5. There, I’ve said it. Am I cured now?
6. Let’s see, what else am I addicted to? Any guesses?
7. My pulse right now is about 42.
8. Can anyone tell me, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
9. Crazy baseball season is upon us.
10. But it is, I have to confess, my favorite time of year.
11. Every time I say “gigabyte” I really want to say “giggle bite.”
12. I think I may need some professional help for that one.
13. Wow, only 16 days until everybody but me gets an iPhone!