How do they sell kryptonite? By the sheet? Maybe ground up into a powder? Can you make tea from it and give it to your super nemesis?

Mine comes wrapped in paper — open the paper and you find a layering of baked goods, numerous protein sources and dairy substances. My kryptonite is more commonly known as the Sausage, Egg and Cheese McMuffin. It’s available throughout the galaxy wherever you see those golden arches. And right now they’re two for three bucks.

They are my ultimate weakness. I could eat, well, both of them. And only spend $3.24 with tax. It’s probably enough calories for a whole day — can you imagine feeding yourself for an entire day for $3.24? Wow! But no, of course there would be a lunch and a dinner, too. And therein lies a world of trouble.

That was the old me. The new and improved Uisce has found a way to eat less. The old me and the new me — we both see something yummy there. The new me just chooses not to eat it.

It’s complicated but it’s working. And I’m feeling super.