1. “the night chicago died” mp3
   –> it was stuck in my head one morning.

2. rat farts caddyshack
   –> I say this all the time

3. flavoradio
   –> one of my favorite childhood memories.

4. “mac laptop cord” suck
   –> the old ones. the new ones are super fabuloso.

5. every morning lion gazelle faster
   –> referenced in one of my favorite posts.

6. whiskey makes me angry
   –> was it something I said??

7. titanium keycap falls off
   –> been there, done that, still afflicted, no big deal.

8. mandy patinkin sings somewhere over the rainbow
   –> one of the most beautiful performances ever.

9. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can
   –> so popular that I was bumped off the page for this one.

10. how to pronounce lowenbrau
   –> probably because nobody can pronounce my name.

11. zithromycin ear pain
   –> ear pain? I really don’t remember.

12. roosters- silence
   –> this one no longer finds me, which is just as well.

13. “Contact the New England Patriots”
   –> no, I never have.

1. Selena Kitt 2. Jen 3. Susan Helene Gottfried 4. Janet 5. YellowRose 6. Twisted Cinderella 7. Raggedy 8. Denise Patrick

9. Barb 10. Christine 11. PJ 12. Carrie 13. Ocean Lady 14. ash 15. jennifer 16. Mark Caldwell

17. Robin 18. Peg 19. L-Squared 20. mitchypoo 21. Angela Giles Klocke 22. Marcia 23. Jackie 24. You're next!