I’m pretty sure that all of the weird stuff that happens to me is people just trying to figure out whether I’m still blogging.

Case in point: One of these days when I’m perusing my referrer logs, I won’t be at all surprised to find this Google query:

Guy shows up at my door asking if I have any animals for sale

Because here’s how it works:

1. Guy shows up at my door asking if I have any animals for sale
2. I sell said guy the very mean goat I was going to get rid of anyway
3. I blog about said guy showing up at my door and asking if I have any animals for sale
4. Guy googles for “guy shows up at my door asking if I have any animals for sale”
5. Guy puts two and two together and figures out that I am Uisce

Isn’t this guy the clever one… but now he knows too much.

So if I find that in my googles, I know what I’ll have to do. Unless said very mean goat has already taken maaaaa-tters into her own hands hooves.

Update: Perhaps I made it sound as if this actually happened. It didn’t, thank goodness. I don’t have time to re-enter the Blogger Protection Program!! :)