Thirteen Observations While Driving
1. Go ahead and drive 85 on the highway, but dammit, keep it under 40 in the 30 zones, please!!
2. If you’re going to scream at somebody on your cell phone, please DON’T use the hands free.
3. I thought this woman was screaming at me and I got so confused!!
4. Hey guy in the station wagon — I saw you picking your nose. You really should wait until you get home.
5. Hey, white car lady — if you have the right-of-way going straight and I am at a stop sign waiting to turn left, it’s awfully nice that you want me to go ahead of you, but could you flash your lights or something to let me know what you’re thinking?
6. Why is it that whenever I need to text or e-mail someone there’s never a red light?
7. Not that I’m trying to send messages while I’m driving… umm, no, never!!
8. If there is a police car with flashing blue lights behind you, pull over.
9. Notice that the police officer won’t pass you on the right, because this is UNSAFE.
10. Why is it that there are no drive-thru’s for things that I really want?
11. I’m talking about stuff like bagels, soup, Chinese food.
12. Yeah, I know that DD has bagels, but their coffee SUCKS!!
13. And yes, I shouldn’t be eating soup and Chinese food while I’m driving, but just TRY and stop me!! :)

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