I’m back in the meme-saddle, so here I am stealing this one from Dawn.

1 – What was the scariest movie you have ever seen?
>> you mean besides Fahrenheit 911? how about Friday the 13th.

2- What was your favorite Halloween costume as a child?
>> those crappy ones with the plastic face and the flammable pajama. oh, if only…

3- Given enough money what would be your fantasy Halloween costume?
>> how about covering me in twenty dollar bills.

4- When was the last time you went trick or treating?
>> I think I took the kids out maybe 5 years ago… but as a kid, I think I was 13.

5- What is your favorite Halloween candy?
>> peanut bar things like peanut brittle.

6- Tell us about a scary nightmare you once had.
>> riding a motorcycle and crashing and dying — very realistic and I will NEVER ever ride one because of it.

7 – What is your supernatural fear?
>> going down in the basement and being attacked by a giant mouse, as revenge for all of my mousetrap killings.

8-What is your ‘creepy-crawlie’ fear?
>> no-see-ums.

9- Tell us a time you saw a ghost or heard something go bump in the night.
>> things may go bump in the night, but the gun’s under the bed and I’ll take my chances.

10- Would you stay overnight in a real Haunted House?
>> why not, are you buying the pizza and beer?

11-Are you a traditionalist or a creative carver of you Jack-o-Lantern?
>> I am a traditionalist in all things but don’t do jack-o-lanterns.

12- How much do you decorate the house at Halloween?
>> zero is how much.

13- What do you want on your Tombstone?
>> how about a date after 2084… yeah, I wouldn’t mind living to be 120!