You people know how I am, I’m all about clever slogans… so how about this one…

I’ve got a message for all you morons out there that think you’re going to save a few minutes of commuting by running that light that is clearly red.

BEEP!
And I don’t mean some redacted swear word, either. I literally mean, “beep!”

Here’s my plan, and it’s going to require the cooperation of every licensed driver in America, so spread the word. Whenever you see someone running a red light, honk your horn. And honk it loud.

Not only will this alert anyone who has a green light that their life is potentially in great imminent peril, it will also let the red-light-running know that he or she is an asshole and doesn’t deserve to live. And hey, maybe it will scare them straight, or even scare them into a telephone poll.

I’m totally serious about this. If we can save just one life, or soil the pants of just one bad driver, it will all be well worth it.