A guy walks into a bar.

A priest and a rabbi are sitting at the bar having drinks and discussing the meaning of life.

They each notice the new guy and turn back to their conversation.

Just then, the bartender sees the new guy and says, “hey, buddy, I don’t want any trouble, but you can’t come in here.”

“And why be that? Arrrr,” asks the new guy.

“Can’t you read? Sign says ‘no pirates,’” replies the bartender.

“Arrr, and what be givin’ me away?” asks the pirate.

“The parrot on your shoulder, for starters,” replies the bartender.

“This be no parrot,” says the pirate. “This here be my talking dog.”

“Buddy, I ain’t gonna argue about this. You’re just going to have to leave,” insists the bartender.

“Nice going, Polly,” the pirate says to his companion.

“Woof, woof!” the parrot barks in reply.